I hope you don't mind this intrusion, Jon.

乔恩，我希望你不会介意这次打扰。

Jon will be out of action for weeks with a broken leg.

乔恩断了一条腿，将有几个星期不能工作。

Leaning on Jon, Michael took faltering steps to the bathroom.

迈克尔倚着乔恩，踉跄地走到浴室。

I'm going to swap you over. Mike will go first and Jon will go second.

我打算把你俩掉换一下。迈克先去，乔恩后去。

Jon featured in one of the show's most thrilling episodes.

乔恩主演了该剧中最惊悚的几集之一。

Jon Farhat was the director.

乔恩·法哈特是主管。

Jon made professor in five years.

乔恩在五年内成了教授。

Jon Stewart: And some others.

乔恩·斯图尔特：还有其他一些。

Jon Stewart: Oh, all right.

乔恩·斯图尔特：哦，不错。

“I was thrilled, ” Jon-Marc says.

乔恩马克说：“我很高兴。

Jon Stewart: But it is interesting.

乔恩·斯图尔特：不过这非常有趣。

Jon Stewart: How Not to Do interviews.

乔恩·斯图尔特：怎样才能不做采访？

Jon Stewart: Exactly.

乔恩·斯图尔特：确实。

Mad Men star Jon Hamm also appears.

《广告狂人》的男主乔·哈姆亦有份露面。

Thanks to Jon Wight of Toxic Software.

感谢「毒软件」的庄·韦特提供这一信息。

Jon has a few different opportunities now.

Jon现在有几个不同的机会。

Better, try to become the next Jon Stewart.

更好，努力成为下一个乔恩·斯图尔特。

"Jon?" he said.

“乔恩？”他说。

Jon Stewart: I'd really like this cast already.

乔恩·斯图尔特：我真的喜欢这一幕。

Melissa and Jon-Marc dismissed her as crazy.

梅丽莎和乔恩马克一致表示反对，说她也太疯狂了。

Jon Galloway points out this very important point.

Jon Galloway指出了这个非常重要的一点。

"This place is awful at night-time, Jon," he wrote.

“这个地方到了晚上简直是糟透了，乔恩”他写道。

Why, Jon Hamm?

为什么，乔恩·汉姆？

Jon: Dates and times have been our biggest problem.

Jon：日期和时间一直是最大的问题。

Jon Stewart: Well, you're more Jeffersonian on this.

乔恩·斯图尔特：嗯，在这一点上你越加是一个杰弗森党人了。

Now 37, Jon is watching his second marriage fall apart.

现在37岁的乔恩正眼瞅着他的第二次婚姻走向失败。

Jon Stewart: We have to make a quick call after the show.

乔恩·斯图尔特：节目后我们得赶紧打个紧急电话。

"I was like, 'Oh, Jon-Marc, two names. Fancy,'" she says.

我当时想，‘噢，乔恩·马克，两个名字，真花哨。’

“I was like, ‘Oh, Jon-Marc, two names. Fancy,’ ” she says.

我当时想，‘噢，乔恩马克，两个名字，真花哨。’