I don't particularly want to think about crapping.

我可不是特别愿意老是想着拉屎这档子事。

I had the option of crapping myself or quickly finding another toilet.

我当时要么尿裤子，要么赶紧找到另一个厕所。

I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident.

我尽量去把它演得很逼真，结果，我在舞台上用力过猛，不小心把屎拉都出来了。

That was like watching someone catch fire at a craps table for two solid hours without crapping out.

这就如同看着火的一个人在赌桌前待了两个小时但却不退出那样。

I described the pain, the emotions, the little things (like Beatrice's hangnail at her birth) and the big things (like crapping on the floor during Frances').

我描述当时的疼痛、情感及一些细小的东西（比如比出生时手指上的倒拉刺）和一些大的东西（比如弗出生时拉在了地板上）。

Phoebe: : (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love…is like a giant pigeon…crapping on my heart.

（唱）爱情甜蜜的就像夏日的阵雨，爱情是令人惊奇的艺术，但是你的爱，哦你的爱，就像烈性药，撕裂了我的心。 啦啦啦啦啦…