Today, in the math class, I had the urge to fart.

今天的数学课上，我有想放屁的冲动。

Animals produce methane, which is another dangerous greenhouse gas when they burp and fart.

动物打嗝、放屁时会产生另一种危险的温室气体甲烷。

Every night he listens to my troubles, cooing his understanding or praising me with an encouraging fart.

每个晚上他都聆听我的烦恼，或是咕嘟着表示他懂，或是放一个响屁来以表鼓励。

It becomes the greatest pleasure to fart freely without worrying about getting caught or killing everyone else in the room.

自由放屁成为最大的乐趣，不用担心被抓住或杀死房间里的其他人。

We are here on Earth to fart around.

我们在这地球上是来无所事事的。

Check it out: fart shoes!

你看看：会放屁的鞋子！

Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you."

放个响屁，然后嚷嚷：“是你放的吧？”

I hope I don't fart.

我不想这时候放屁。

Did she just fart?

她放屁了？

Handsome a fart, it still not be eaten.

帅有个屁用，到头来还不是被卒吃掉。

FART first, and you'll make better pictures.

先‘放屁fart’，然后就能拍好片。

You shouldn't fart so loudly in his class.

你不该在他的课上放屁这么大声。

Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

人就这么消失了，像在风中放了一个屁！

They could fart, but they shouldn't fart methane.

对于他们来说，放屁可以，甲烷免谈。

'he don't even fart,' added the tailor, gloomily.

“他也从来不放屁，”裁缝阴郁地说道。

Someone may let out a fart right in the middle of things.

有时恰就在事情中可能放一屁，还好不是节骨眼上。

Only three things in the world, I, you, pass I fart matter.

世界上只有三种事儿，我的事，你的事，关我屁事。

Even the sound of a fart will shake the floor of the third floor.

放个屁声音大点儿三楼的楼板都震颤。

At the high end of the range, that's about two Coke cans full of fart.

经过这一阶段，一个人的放屁量可装满约两个可乐罐。

I haven't heard too many pigs fart but I would describe it as very full-on.

虽然我没听过太多的猪放屁，但我敢说，当时那只母猪绝对是屁力全开。

Females fart just as much as males, though on the whole less extravagantly.

尽管从整体而言女性放屁较少，但实际上女性放的屁其实跟男性一样多。

I was startled so bad that I jumped, yelped, and a high-pitched fart snuck out.

我吓得跳了起来，大叫了一声，并放了一个很响的屁。

If you forget to FART first, as most people do, your photos will usually be boring.

如果你忘了‘放屁fart’，绝大部分人都是这样，你的照片通常挺没劲。

Also, researchers have been looking for a way to grow cows that don't fart as much.

另外，研究者们一直在寻找让奶牛少放一些屁的办法。

Depending on your stage of life, you might call it a brain fart or a senior moment.

根据你所处的人生阶段，你可能会将其称为一个大脑疏忽，或一个老糊涂的时刻。