WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

证人：你是在耍我么？

Hang on a second. Am I shitting you?

等一下，我让你不高兴了？

I want you to be shitting your pants.

我想要你哄你的裤子。

You're shitting me!

你呃我咩！

A bear and a rabbit were shitting in the forest...

一只熊和一只兔子在森林里大便。

Socrates The unexamined shit is not worth shitting.

苏格拉底：未经检验的大便不值得大。

My neighbor thinks a dog has been shitting on his yard.

我的邻居以为有一条狗在他的院子里拉屎。

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.

当月亮出现的时候，她排泄的已经是棕色的液体。

The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows.

鸟儿们被吓的拉屎了，整整齐齐地在我车上拉出了一条屎线。

The prisoner hoped to gain his own freedom by shitting on his companions in the jewel robbery.

这名犯人告发了珠宝抢动案中他的同伙，希望以此获得由。

Gaunt men with sunken eyes squatted amidst sand and stones, shitting out their lives in stinking streams of brown and red.

眼睛下陷的憔悴男人蜷伏在沙石中，生命随着腹泻出的棕红之物流泻。

In ONE of HIS BOOKS, Milan Kundera dismisses the idea of God because, according to him, no God would have designed a life in which shitting was necessary.

米兰·昆德拉在他的一本书中开除了上帝的概念，因为照他的看法，没有哪个上帝会设计出一个便溺不可或缺的生命。

I eventually moved to Prague because of my frustration with this great big baby in diapers shitting and throwing up all over the place, teething on whatever it could find.

我后来搬到了布拉格，因为看到这个穿着尿片的大婴儿呕吐得到处都是，见东西就咬，我实在难以忍受。